Matt Watson-No Nut November Song Lyrics And MP3 Download

 No Nut November Song Lyrics

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Me and my best friends

We love jerking off

But it's November

So we have to stop

Me and my good pals

Love a good bust

But it's November

So we cannot nut

No masturbatin'

No fornicatin', ejaculatin'

No prostate playin'

No semen sprayin' for thirty days

No Nut November

Can't bust 'til December

Can't spank my turkey

Can't do no jerkin'

No burstin' or spurtin'

Can't use no juries

Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin'

Can't go returning to November 1st

December is lurkin'

My hands are tied to the oath

I gotta keep puttin' work in

My mind is clean like a crystal

Yo Freddie bring in the chorus

What's up

Fuck my dick

I'ma chop it off

I ain't cummin' no boots

Fuck the cops

I don't care what they say

My cum will always stay

In my big fat balls

They ain't small

I would love to cum on them all

But I can't

It's a chant

To the silly old God

Make me cum

When he comes

When the time is right

Won't put up a fight

Let my nutsack hang

My balls are in pain

My girl too hot

Wish I could fuck a lot

But I can't

It's a curse

Put my cum in a hearse

Wait 'til the fucking first

Tsunami from my body

Bitch I can't wait

'Til I masturbate

It's my only fate

Ho I ain't spankin' no monkey

Ho I ain't chokin' no chicken

Ho I won't tickle the pickle

I will not blow no emissions

I'm on the holiest mission

I'm with my bros all November

On God I won't blow another load 'til December

Cold all Winter

Throw away your lubrication

Spread the word of No Nut November through the nation

I ain't touchin' my penis

I am not grabbin' myself

On the set I'm 'bout to cop myself a chastity belt

Rollin' through the cut

Trying not to bust

Feel it in my gut

All of my cum

Has somewhat turned to dust

Take me back to September

'Cause it's No Nut November

Popped off like the toss of a can of Dr. Pepper

In my sheets

I didn't mean

To stimulate it

My cream dream seems so illustrative when I sleep

This don't even count

Didn't mean to skeet

Never beat my meat

Had to wash my sheets

'Cause I tossed all of the seeds

Me and my best friends

We love jerking off

But it's November

So we have to stop

Me and my good pals

Love a good bust

But it's November

So we cannot nut

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